Monthly Archives: August 2008
To The Driver of the Red Pickup Truck: (Published August, 2008)
Hi. It’s me. You know, purple running shoes, black shorts, favorite blue tank top? Well, it’s not blue any more, thanks to you. That strawberry milkshake you threw out of the back of your crappy pickup truck really improved the … Continue reading
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