Category Archives: Scraps and Tidbits
17 Reasons Why You Should Worship Lord Voldemort as Your Lord and Savior
1. He was the son of a poor man who overcame his humble roots and rose to power. 2. He gathered together a group of people who acted as messengers of his word. 3. He was able to physically manifest … Continue reading
Banter from the next Judd Apatow Film…or not…
Zach: I got it. we’ll call my cousin alec. cat: who? Z: cousin alec. cat: gay cousin alec? Z: yeah c: no. no. nonono. Z: why not? c. last time i saw him he told me that I had a … Continue reading
My Re-occuring dream
It’s one of those dreams you keep having and even in the middle of your dream you know “this is going to be scary” The entire dream is like a movie played out in my head. There’s a narrorater who … Continue reading
Just…something….
It was late. Not the early-morning hour where one’s not quite sure whether to specify the hour as early or late, but late. The summer air was thick with lingering humidity from the day, and the only breeze that stirred … Continue reading
The Start of Something…
its an interesting feeling, knowing that you’ve faded. it brings up several issues, some of which are either than others. How do you explain to your mother? your friends? how do you go about describing the knowledge that you have … Continue reading
God-Awful Teen Movie Script Bit
The Wanna-Be By Catie Osborn Scene 1: Alarm clock sounds. Good Charlotte’s “The Anthem” comes on. Cut to two feet swinging out of bed onto a floor strewn with clothes, papers and the bottom of a guitar. At Cue, Voiceover … Continue reading
Super Sweet Time-Travel-y Story Thing…
Chapter One She bolted down the shadowed alley, her short brown hair hitting her cheek as she twisted to look behind her. She was still being followed. The sun was setting in the distance, creating the eerie half-light that now … Continue reading
Terrible Screenplay Idea
Scene 1: Airplane Hangar. In foreground, a giant, half-built airplane looms up out of the half-shadowed bunker. Camera flies up and over the airplane, showing the construction progress. Camera moves down and around to the other side of the plane, … Continue reading
A Canadian-Belgian Jew, or How I met my birthmother
It all began with Lithuanians. Drunk Lithuanians, specifically. At a wedding. Well, not real Lithuanians, nor was it a real wedding, but a group of us had been portraying them for about 5 hours when I sat down next to … Continue reading
My Study Abroad Essay
There is something to be said about the fact that I learned to read at a very young age. Perhaps it is not entirely true that it changed the course of my life, but I can say for certain that … Continue reading
