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Murder at the Mansion
Murder At The Mansion By Catie Osborn Cast of Characters Detective Christopher Samuel Ian (or CSI for short). A no-nonsense police detective. He is also dressed like a mummy. Alfred Servington–the faithful butler of the Skellington family for over 40 … Continue reading
I bless the rains down in Africa…
Okay, that has nothing to do with this post. But it’s raining outside, and I’ve been listening to that song on a loop because it’s the only CD i have in my car that I can tolerate. Anyway. So. A … Continue reading
Fresh New (Boozy) Monologue.
In preparation for The Drowsy Chaperone Auditions next semester and just in time for last blast, here’s a 1-minute quickie. You need only two things to achieve the man of your dreams—a good bra and a good martini. Now, alone, … Continue reading
Finding Both (a short filmstory by Catie Osborn)
So this is something I woke up at 3:20 AM with in my head last night and wrote straight through. I love it when that happens. Enjoy. There are some authors who paint pictures with their words, and there are … Continue reading
New Head Shot!
This is my new publicity photo/headshot, and I absolutely love it. It was taken by Grant Legan of Grant Legan Photography and this is his amazing website, which you should go to right now. http://www.grantleganphotography.com/ Check out that hair…. There … Continue reading
Snow In My Mashed Potatoes
This is a short story that I wrote my sophomore year and forgot about entirely until I was cleaning out my hard drive last week. The story is such: we were walking back from the cafeteria on a freezing cold … Continue reading
Mask Story/Finals Procrastination To the MAX EXTREME!
Once upon a time, there was a girl who was very, very unhappy. And then one day, her father died. And because in her kingdom the Queen had declared all sadness banned by law, the girl built a beautiful smiling … Continue reading
More Monologues
I don’t get it. I don’t get how you can sit there and pretend like everything is fine. Things are–things are NOT fine, mom. They haven’t been fine for a long time. I know you favored her. Oh, don’t look … Continue reading
A Scary Story…About Flowers….
Good Evening. My name is–well, I don’t suppose it matters what my name is. You are here for a story, and I am the Storyteller and that is all that matters. Before I begin my story there are three important … Continue reading
So Here’s the Thing.
A new monologue, written in a fit of inspiration this morning. Lights up. A girl steps forward out of the shadows and speaks thus: So here’s the thing. Not everything is about you. Because I haven’t even given you a … Continue reading
